10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.