10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson