10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.