10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.