10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear