10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.