10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• It's Free To Fold...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson