10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.