10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is for loners.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"