10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "No river, no fish."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament