10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."