10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?