10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it