10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.