10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio