10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.