10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.