10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak