10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.