10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers