10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-