10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "No river, no fish."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword