10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.