10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.