10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi