10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz