10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.