10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP