10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have