10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)