10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.