10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls