10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson