10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS