10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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