10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!