10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.