10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones