10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek