10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Welcome to kicker school
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.