10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier