10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi