10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."