10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.