10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!