10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from