10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Welcome to kicker school
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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