10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.