10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.