10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A